Diary of a snob by Grace Dent

This book is all about a girl who is really rich and lives in a huge house with about a million floors and thinks that everyone outside hampstead is on drugs! But after something happens in their family, Poppet realises that there are people out there who don't have as much as she does and how nice they really are.

Poppet is fed up, she feels fat and ugly compared to her two best mates Striker Earheart and Vixen Diaz- Brocklehurst and if that's not enough she gets teased by Maramduke Adams.



my favourite lines:
'i took my tray of Big Mac, goolarge, Mcflurrywurry and phantom'
which translates to go Large, Mcflurry and fanta!


I would give this book a 4 1/2 star because i think its really well written and is exactly like a dumb rich girl's point of view


OTHER REVIEWS:
This was such a good book filled with hilarious insights into Poppets life at school and with her friends. Poppet is very very distantly related to the queen and set to inherit a HUGE trust fund but she battles against the normal teenage troubles with her (slightly mad) friends Striker and Vixen.
Agreat read.  AMAZON

'Luuurve is a many trousered thing...' by Louise Rennison

This book is another follow on from 'Angus,thongs and full frontal snogging' This is the 8th book in the series!

The Blurb
' I may or may not have accidentally acquired two boyfrriends..........'
-this means I have to be on alert at all times, even in the loo.
- I must be prepared. But no one must know. I must exude glamour but in a natural just-tumbled-out-of-bed way.
-so just a hint of foundation, lurker eradicator, touch of bronzer, and leave it at that.
-oh yes, and a touch of lip gloss, mascara and a tiny bit of eyeliner.
-i don't suppose they would both consider a time-share girlfriend...

Reviews

I love this book, i think it's so good because we can all actually relate to this book being teenagers. It's like we find the same problems as Georgia has. I think this is another brillantly written book byLouise Rennison and i would give it 5 stars because i love these books and i just think it's so good!

MY FAVOURITE QUOTES!
' My charming but insane sister is on the telephone. The fact that she has the reciver upside down and the fact that there is no one on the other the other end didn't seem to spoil her  little chat'

'Oh how relaxing is this? Not, is the answer. Dad is driving me insane with his ''can i possibly get into to the bathroom this side of the grave!!'' shouting trough the keyhole type stuff. I am sure he just lounges around waiting for me to have a bath so that he can come and annoy me. He's been doing DIY this arvie so he's bound to be off to casualty in a minute, and then at least I will get some peace.

' Why is he so daddish about doing stuff that he is hopeless at? Mum wanted the kitchen painted and he has insisted that him and uncle eddie can do it. It was only a minute and a half before he accidently painted over the chopping board.

OTHER REVIEWS
Having been eagerly anticipating the release of "Luuurve Is a Many Trousered Thing...", I was not disappointed. Filled with hilariousity, camping, snogging and fallings out with "vole-lover" Jas, Georgia must decide between the Sex God, Robbie and the Luurve God, Masimo. The only down-side is that you do not really find out exactly what is going to happen in Georgia's love life! But it's Georgia, so you never know what is going to happen really anyway! I can't wait until the next book is released so that I can find out!
I'm away laughing on a fast camel! -amazon reviewer!

ABOUT THE BOOK
This book is all about when Georgia has to choose between Robbie the 'sex god' and Masimo the'Lururve God' totally confused Georgia looks to her fabulous mates from 'the ace gang' and her 'horn adviser' dave the laugh, who is also her occasional snoggee. When Rosie asks her who her best snog was with Georgia blurts out dave the Laugh! When Masimo asks her to to meet him in itlay or 'pizza agogo land' georgia is even more confused ,is her true love God nearer than she thinks?

Anne of Green Gables by L M Montgomery

This book is really good, its an oxford classic which sounds quite weird but its actually a really good book :)
It's all about a brother and sister called Michael and Marila who decide to adopt a boy for the farm but when Michael arrives at the station he finds that there is a girl there. Talkative orphan Anne is thrilled to be adopted but little does she know they wanted a boy. What will Mathew tell Marilla and will they really keep Anne?

Marilla and Matthew Cuthbert are in for a big surprise. they are waiting for an orphan boy to help with the work at Green Gables – but a skinny, red-haired girl turns up instead. Feisty and full of spirit, Anne Shirley charms her way into the Cuthberts' affection with her vivid imagination and constant chatter. It's not long before Anne finds herself in trouble, but soon it becomes impossible for the Cuthberts to imagine life without 'their' Anne – and for the people of Avonlea to recall what it was like before this wildly creative little girl whirled into town.  from amazon

i would rate this book 4 stars because it was cleverly written but at the beginning a bit confusing ;]

'Knocked out by my nunga-nungas.' By Louise Rennison

This book is part of the series of Georgia Nicolson's confessions. It's the third book of the series! The very first book is called 'Angus, Thongs and full frontal snogging' which also came out as a film in 2008.Angus, Thongs and perfect snogging click the link to watch the trailer!
This is one of my favourite books because it's soooo funny and fun!
It's all about a girl called Georgia and her mates and what they get up to!
One of my favourite quotes things she says is that she calls her dad the 'loonleader' and New Zealand 'kiwi-a-gogo-land'!!!!!

This book is really good and so are all the others in the series!

Georgia thinks she has sussed out everything she wants in life but when she gets she's not so sure when she get's it!
After using 'Dave the laugh' to try and win her ex Robbie back everything goes pear shaped what will happen?

I would give this book a 4 star rating because it's really that good! Lousie Rennison wrote this book really well and she managed to make Georgia seem like a real teenage girl!
I would say that this book isn't very child friendly and could only be read from 10 and above but it is  great book1
Mizz qoute 'fab amd hilarious.... if you fancy a laugh then i can definitley recommend them'

Thanks for reading!!!!!!!

The Short Second Life Of Bree Tanner

Meyer said: "I’m as surprised as anyone about this novella.
"When I began working on it in 2005, it was simply an exercise to help me examine the other side of Eclipse, which I was editing at the time.
"I thought it might end up as a short story that I could include on my website.

Source: telegraph.co.uk

Fans of The Twilight Saga will be enthralled by this riveting story of Bree Tanner, a character first introduced in Eclipse, and the newborn vampire world she inhabits. In another irresistible combination of danger, mystery, and romance, Stephenie Meyer tells the devastating story of Bree and the newborn army as they prepare to close in on Bella Swan and the Cullens, following their encounter to its unforgettable conclusion.  source bree tanner.com

THE BLURB

I watched his body change,
he crouched on the roof, one hand gripping the edge.
All that strange friendliness disappeared, and he was a hunter.
That was something i recognized,
something i was comfortable with because i understood it.

I turned off my brain. It was time to hunt.
I took a deep breath, drawing in the scent of blood inside the humans below.
They weren't the only humans around, but they were the closest.
Who were you going to hunt was the kind of decision you had to make
before you scented your prey.

It was too late now to choose anything.

Reviews

A review from GoodReads.com
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3.53  

Fans of The Twilight Saga will be enthralled by this riveting story of Bree Tanner, a character first introduced in Eclipse, and the darker side of the newborn vampire world she inhabits.

In another irresistible combination of danger, mystery, and romance, Stephenie Meyer tells the devastating story of Bree and the newborn army as they prepare to close in on Be ...more Fans of The Twilight Saga will be enthralled by this riveting story of Bree Tanner, a character first introduced in Eclipse, and the darker side of the newborn vampire world she inhabits.

In another irresistible combination of danger, mystery, and romance, Stephenie Meyer tells the devastating story of Bree and the newborn army as they prepare to close in on Bella Swan and the Cullens, following their encounter to its unforgettable conclusion.


Bree Tanner can barely remember life before she had uncannily powerful senses, superhuman reflexes and unstoppable physical strength. Life before she had a relentless thirst for blood... life before she became a vampire.

All Bree knows is that living with her fellow newborns has few certainties and even fewer rules: watch your back, don't draw attention to yourself and, above all, make it home by sunrise or die. What she doesn't know: her time as an immortal is quickly running out.

Then Bree finds an unexpected friend in Diego, a newborn just as curious as Bree about their mysterious creator, whom they know only as "her". As they come to realize that the newborns are pawns in a game larger than anything they could have imagined, Bree and Diego must choose sides and decide whom to trust. But when everything you know about vampires is based on a lie, how do you find the truth?

 

Personally I feel that this is the perfect book to follow on from Eclipse, not only does it reveal secrets that you would never know without reading this book, it also lets you see it from another characters prospective, that is just known as a newborn vampire or "she" in Eclipse. It is yet another cleverly written book and i would probably rate it a 4 1/2!

 

 

The Short Second Life Of Bree Tanner By Stephnie Meyer

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

By Stephanie Meyer